Ouran High School Host Club Quotes

"Besides, it doesn't really matter, does it? Why should I care about appearances and labels anyway. It's what's on the inside that counts."

— Haruhi Fujioka · Ouran High School Host Club

"*To the twins* We've had enough of this! You're both to blame for this fight! Hika-chan and Kao-chan, I want you to make up and go halfsies on this cake, okay? But, I want to have a piece too, so I guess we're gonna have to go thirdsies. We're not going to be able to split the strawberry on top though. What should we do? Maybe I should just take it. After all, strawberries are my favorite. Oh, I forgot to ask, Hika-chan, Kao-chan, do you like strawberries?"

— Mitsukuni Haninozuka · Ouran High School Host Club

"My face feels heavy, and I can't walk in these shoes."

— Haruhi Fujioka · Ouran High School Host Club

"I hate all these damn rich people."

— Haruhi Fujioka · Ouran High School Host Club

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Takashi! I won't forget to brush my teeth again! I won't forget!..."

— Mitsukuni Haninozuka · Ouran High School Host Club

"Mom... Mom in heaven.... Does love come suddenly like this"

— Haruhi Fujioka · Ouran High School Host Club

"You're a hero to other poor people, Fujioka. You've shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an elite private academy. It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others... Spurned, neglected, but that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! We welcome you, poor man, to our world... of beauty!"

— Suoh Tamaki · Ouran High School Host Club

"*To Haruhi Fujioka about him helping her search for her wallet in water* A little water never hurt anyone. Besides, people are always telling me that I'm dripping with good looks."

— Suoh Tamaki · Ouran High School Host Club

"*аfter a customer tells Tamaki she's afraid that her father will yell at her if she drinks this* What if I let you drink it from my mouth?"

— Suoh Tamaki · Ouran High School Host Club

"Because the sight of your beautiful smile causes the fountain inside of me to start overflowing."

— Suoh Tamaki · Ouran High School Host Club

"[To Tamaki] Sleep first, then dream."

— Kyoya Ootori · Ouran High School Host Club

"I'm okay with anything as long as it doesn't harm me."

— Kyoya Ootori · Ouran High School Host Club

"Our motto is to make use of our characteristics to answer customers' needs."

— Kyoya Ootori · Ouran High School Host Club

"If we're going to win, we might as well get the best deal out of it in the process."

— Kyoya Ootori · Ouran High School Host Club

"Use whatever is at hand, be it friend or foe."

— Kyoya Ootori · Ouran High School Host Club

"Good God, is she in the running for 'brattiest princess ever'? Must've been spoiled rotten when she was growing up"

— Hikaru Hitachiin · Ouran High School Host Club

"*Haruhi is being forced to kiss a girl* This is going too far. *Kyoya offers to cut her debt by a third if she agrees* ...Oh well, it's just on the cheek."

— Haruhi Fujioka · Ouran High School Host Club

"Mom! Haruhi's using foul language!"

— Suoh Tamaki · Ouran High School Host Club

"Tama-chan kick!"

— Suoh Tamaki · Ouran High School Host Club

"Just suppose... I'm not really Haruhi's father."

— Suoh Tamaki · Ouran High School Host Club

"Alright! The Low Blood Pressure Evil Lord has given his approval!"

— Suoh Tamaki · Ouran High School Host Club

"*points to Tamaki* Hey, look! A pervert!"

— Haruhi Fujioka · Ouran High School Host Club

"Even though I gave my first kiss to a girl by a weird series of events, the night had a good feel to it."