"A brat who is afraid to be hurt isn't qu…" — Eikichi Onizuka Quote

"Sometimes violence is the only way to get the message across."

— Eikichi Onizuka · Great Teacher Onizuka

"You think you can just escape? Walk out of this world like it's some bad movie? It's too easy to make like a bird. To flap your wings as you chicken out after causing all these problems. The tough part's walking. Taking what comes along and walking right through it. That's what real people do."

— Eikichi Onizuka · Great Teacher Onizuka

"It's my job to make school fun."

— Eikichi Onizuka · Great Teacher Onizuka

"Give a kid a smoke and he'll be happy for a day. Teach him how to smoke... he'll be happy for his whole shortened life."

— Eikichi Onizuka · Great Teacher Onizuka

"We cannot go back to the past, no matter how hard we try. No matter how wonderful it was. The past is nothing but the past."

— Eikichi Onizuka · Great Teacher Onizuka

"[Onizuka's p*nis is bit by a snake]Someone. Suck the poison out! ...Fuyutsuki-chan! I beg you! Suck it out quickly!"

— Eikichi Onizuka · Great Teacher Onizuka