"Ah, I wish I could have a bankai like th…" — Gintoki Sakata Quote

"Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"No matter how colossal a power you obtain, no matter how gigantic an army you bring with you, I ain't scared. While you've abandoned a hundred, I've connected with a thousand. While you've destroyed a thousand, I've been helped by ten thousand. So what's an army of a few thousand? We have protected everything as just three people. We're the Yorozuya."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"What is right? What is wrong? In this mixed up world, deciding what is right and wrong is not easy. You can't just go by somebody else's rules. If you let yourself be controlled like that, you'll just become a puppet that can't make decisions on it's own. You have to live by your rules."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Yeah, I know. It's not good to be reading Jump at my age."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*to Okita* I don't care about that gap you created on your own. I'll jump across it as many times as it takes, and punch some sense into you."

— Isao Kondō · Gintama