"What are you, some tantrum throwing brat…" — Gintoki Sakata Quote

"But I suppose it’s not so bad that an old friend is the same as ever."

— Kotarō Katsura · Gintama

"Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Goodbye, vice captain. Why don't you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife? [he shoots, blowing up the whole wall]"

— Okita Sougo · Gintama

"A prison, you say? You think you'll be free if you go to the world above? A girl like you can never be free no matter where you go. After all, we humans are apes put in a cage called Earth. There is no difference between the world above and the world below. The only difference is which is bigger or smaller. People who pout about how confining the cage is can never be happy. They live their lives only seeing the iron bars. A true lack of freedom is when you cage your soul."

— Gintama · Gintama

"*To Shinpachi* When your friend is crying, cry with him. When your friend is worried, you should worry with him. And when your friend has an awkward bowel movement, then you must have an awkward bowel movement too, Shin-chan. If you are a friend, you should be able to share the other's pain, no matter what. And Shin-chan, if your friend goes down the wrong path... Then, you must stop your friend, even if it ruins your friendship. That is true samurai friendship."

— Shimura Tae · Gintama

"The only people who say that money doesn't matter in this world are the ones with lots of it."

— Takasugi Shinsuke · Gintama