"Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?"
— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama
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More Gintama Quotes
"Oh crap! Today is Jump release day! I forgot it comes out on Saturday this week! We have to go back!"
— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama
"What is right? What is wrong? In this mixed up world, deciding what is right and wrong is not easy. You can't just go by somebody else's rules. If you let yourself be controlled like that, you'll just become a puppet that can't make decisions on it's own. You have to live by your rules."
— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama
"Gin-san, aren't you gonna make fun of me? Are you just gonna ignore me?!"
— Sarutobi Ayame · Gintama
"What are you talking about? We LET you corner us."
— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama
"It may be tough now, but the worst is surely yet to come. Keep that in mind, and you'll be fine."
— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama
"Do you really intend to lose even more of your friends for something like that? I'll pass on that. As long as I'm alive, I'll live by my own rules. I'll live as I see fit and protect that which I hold dear."
— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama
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