"It's quite easy for humans to become adu…" — Hattori Zenzou Quote

"No matter how colossal a power you obtain, no matter how gigantic an army you bring with you, I ain't scared. While you've abandoned a hundred, I've connected with a thousand. While you've destroyed a thousand, I've been helped by ten thousand. So what's an army of a few thousand? We have protected everything as just three people. We're the Yorozuya."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Kids these days just want to stuff their faces and make sweet love. At least that's what Gin-chan says."

— Kagura · Gintama

"A prison, you say? You think you'll be free if you go to the world above? A girl like you can never be free no matter where you go. After all, we humans are apes put in a cage called Earth. There is no difference between the world above and the world below. The only difference is which is bigger or smaller. People who pout about how confining the cage is can never be happy. They live their lives only seeing the iron bars. A true lack of freedom is when you cage your soul."

— Gintama · Gintama

"Hey, what's that natto for, anyway? If you intend to seduce me with it, you're way off base, you know."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"The only people who say that money doesn't matter in this world are the ones with lots of it."

— Takasugi Shinsuke · Gintama

"People need to live their life with a clear conscience. When you want to walk on a straight path, somehow you get yourself stained with mud. However, as long as we never give up, one day the mud on you will dry up and fall off."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama