"I like fish, biiiig FISH. I also have a …" — Umibouzu Quote

"Shut it! Do you know the pain of having a permanent perm?!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Anime - it's not something that can be thought of in a hall for conferences. It is made out of strange juices current from the brain of animators."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"We're not going to sneak in, we're gonna bust in. To bust in means to go in from the front, guns blazing."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Inside your mouth, it's rat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta, wonderful."

— Hijikata Toushirou · Gintama

"Blah, blah, blah, blah… quit your blabbering. Look at this. [holds up an empty glass] Thanks to you assholes, my chocolate parfait [hits one of the amanto with his bokuto] fell to the ground!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"It's true that your luster may not have been as bright as gold. You only shined on occasion. You were always arguing and fighting. You have wavy hair. You were lazy. You were the king of sexual harassment. You never paid the rent. You paid your people late. Still, you were brighter than the fake glint of gold plating. When you were angry, your entire soul was enraged. When you laughed, you laughed with all your heart. Your silver was much more beautiful."

— Tama · Gintama