"What you see isn't necessarily reality. …" — Celty Sturluson Quote

"It's too addicting, it's too addicting, it's too addicting! Even for an information broker like me there are things completely unknown to me happening and happening and appearing before my eyes and lapsing back into unknown every single day. That is why I can never ever leave the places where humans abound! Humans, LOVE! I LOVE HUMANS! I LOVE YOU ALL! THAT'S WHY YOU ALL SHOULD LOVE ME TOO!"

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"*Kida asks Simon to give him a discount next time* If I did, I'd meet a watery grave on Russian land."

— Simon Brezhnev · Durarara!!

"People who call others stupid are usually more stupid. But I'm stupid, so I'll say it anyways...YOU'RE STUPID!"

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!

"There's no one who can live their whole life being completely uncorrupted."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"Well, hurting girls isn't one of my hobbies. That's why I'll make it my hobby to stomp on their cell phones. Hahahahahaha! I'm so bored of it now... it's no longer my hobby to stomp on cell phones."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"Reality is such a pain. And for those of us who get fed up with that kind of reality, we simply choose to make a new one. We create little walls, and separate the trash from the stuff we like, and when that's all done we keep the things we care about and kick the rest to the curb. You'd be amazed how well it works! A whole world made out of just moe, tsundere, and BL, it's the best discovery ever! If you ask me, that really is the best way to separate reality, from fiction."

— Erika Karisawa · Durarara!!