"Don't give alcohol to minors!"

"If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate."

— Roy Mustang · Fullmetal Alchemist

"Of course! Dogs embody loyalty, they follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain, and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me Fuery, they're the great servants of man! *singing* Loyal canine how we salute thee! *laughs maniacally*"

— Roy Mustang · Fullmetal Alchemist

"Killed in action and promoted two ranks for it. Brigadier General Hughes. You were the guy who was supposed to work below me and to push me to the top. Then you get yourself killed and surpass me in the ranks. I don't know what's more absurd, You or the State."

— Roy Mustang · Fullmetal Alchemist

"*referring to Alphonse* This pain's nothing...compared to what he's given up..."

— Edward Elric · Fullmetal Alchemist

"The great flow that maintains the universe, call it the cycle of life, the course of nature each one of us is just a small part of that part. One in the all. Yet without all the individual ones, the all can't exist. This world flows by following grander laws that we can't even imagine. To recognize that flow, to work in it. To decompose, and recreate, that is alchemy."

— Edward Elric · Fullmetal Alchemist

"By the way, I don't get my skills from a pocketwatch."

— Edward Elric · Fullmetal Alchemist