"Manga endings might always end the same.…" — Gintoki Sakata Quote

"Trying to shoulder the burden all by yourself? Don't be a stranger. Weep and ask for help. Lean on me with your runny nose. Cry when you feel like crying. Laugh when you feel like laughing. When you're tearing up with an ugly face, I'll give you a good cry with an uglier face. When you're laughing so hard your stomach hurts, I'll laugh in a louder voice. That's how it should be. It's far better to get dirty while living true to yourself, than to throw away yourself and die a clean death."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"It might be dog food. Take it."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Kids these days just want to stuff their faces and make sweet love. At least that's what Gin-chan says."

— Kagura · Gintama

"No matter how beautiful a person may be, they will still age and ultimately - die. But even so, even if appearances change, don't you believe that we have, in us, things that don't change? Even as our bodies crumble, even as the months and years take their toll... don't you believe that we all have something that time can't spoil? Even if you cover us with wrinkles, we won't lose to you. That's because we know what beauty truly is."

— Shimura Tae · Gintama

"I've told you, this isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Hey, if you take a step over that line, your territorial law won't mean shit!"

— Isao Kondō · Gintama