"Idiots in their idiotic way have their o…" — Gintoki Sakata Quote

"In this country, we don't call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"What is it, you? Bang bang banging on people's heads like that. Are you hoping to become a tambourine player? If you don't like Shin-chan, then how about Sen-chan from secret operation?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Ironic, isn't it? How people without truly important things know about them more than those who have them."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"If I were to survive, but couldn't protect what was important to me, then I might as well be dead."

— Tama · Gintama

"No matter how colossal a power you obtain, no matter how gigantic an army you bring with you, I ain't scared. While you've abandoned a hundred, I've connected with a thousand. While you've destroyed a thousand, I've been helped by ten thousand. So what's an army of a few thousand? We have protected everything as just three people. We're the Yorozuya."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"What are you, some tantrum throwing brat who forgot to buy his Jump? Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just have to ignore it and not pick at it, and it'll go away."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama