"Listen up, I don't care what you punks d…" — Gintoki Sakata Quote

"A farewell is like the other side of a coin. It will only happen when there is an encounter. Rather than dreading the day we have to part, shouldn't we be happy that we had the chance to meet today instead?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*To Shinpachi* When your friend is crying, cry with him. When your friend is worried, you should worry with him. And when your friend has an awkward bowel movement, then you must have an awkward bowel movement too, Shin-chan. If you are a friend, you should be able to share the other's pain, no matter what. And Shin-chan, if your friend goes down the wrong path... Then, you must stop your friend, even if it ruins your friendship. That is true samurai friendship."

— Shimura Tae · Gintama

"If I were to survive, but couldn't protect what was important to me, then I might as well be dead."

— Tama · Gintama

"Life is basically like a soap bubble. It rides on the wind, flying here and there... and before you realize it - pop! It's gone. When it's about to disappear, you think that you could've flown a little higher. But by the time, it's already too late."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Hey, what's that natto for, anyway? If you intend to seduce me with it, you're way off base, you know."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"THERE'S NOT ENOUGH MAYONNAISE!"

— Hijikata Toushirou · Gintama