"Matsu, you said that people and firework…" — Matsu's Husband Quote

"Hey, if you take a step over that line, your territorial law won't mean shit!"

— Isao Kondō · Gintama

"A samurai doesn't need a reason to do what's right. If you want to protect her, you must draw your sword."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"No matter how beautiful a person may be, they will still age and ultimately - die. But even so, even if appearances change, don't you believe that we have, in us, things that don't change? Even as our bodies crumble, even as the months and years take their toll... don't you believe that we all have something that time can't spoil? Even if you cover us with wrinkles, we won't lose to you. That's because we know what beauty truly is."

— Shimura Tae · Gintama

"Eyebrow Zombies... How about we call them Zombrows?"

— Kotarō Katsura · Gintama

"*about Katsura, who apparently got his head hit very hard* Forget his name, this guy's questioning his own existence!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

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