"Hey, if you take a step over that line, …" — Isao Kondō Quote

"I don't like men with glasses."

— Kagura · Gintama

"Goodbyes are only one side of the coin. You can't say goodbye until you've said hello."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Everyone's carrying something that matters. You just don't realize when you're carrying it. It's only after it slips out of your hand that you realize how heavy it was in the first place. So many times I thought that I'd never carry a load like that ever again. And yet, before I realized it, I was carrying it again. I'd feel so much better if I just got rid of it. But I just can't bring myself to do it."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"No matter whether you win or not, there's no meaning to war."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"That's the kind of people they are. Whether it was me or not doesn't make a difference. A person falling to their doom, and without a second thought they would jump in to save them. It's impossible to just sit and let it happen. Without thinking of the consequences their bodies just move. That's what kind of idiocy is gathered here. That's the Yorozuya. Even if you forget everything else, as long as you remember that much, we're good. As long as you remember that, whomever your leader is, you guys will do fine."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"I like fish, biiiig FISH. I also have a crap haircut, kinda like Naruto."

— Umibouzu · Gintama