"Stress makes you bald, but it's stressfu…" — Gintoki Sakata Quote

"Honest feelings can sometimes lead to cruel endings."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Planets are just places for people to stand on. Planets are just rocks. It takes people to make it a world. You can have as many "Earths" as you want. I only care about what's inside."

— Sakamoto Tatsuma · Gintama

"A prison, you say? You think you'll be free if you go to the world above? A girl like you can never be free no matter where you go. After all, we humans are apes put in a cage called Earth. There is no difference between the world above and the world below. The only difference is which is bigger or smaller. People who pout about how confining the cage is can never be happy. They live their lives only seeing the iron bars. A true lack of freedom is when you cage your soul."

— Gintama · Gintama

"If you have time to think of a beautiful end, then live beautifully until the end."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"I've told you, this isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"[Shinpachi and Kagura are stuck in a trashcan, and have been pushed onto the train tracks. Shinpachi sees a train coming]This timing's just like some manga!"

— Shimura Shinpachi · Gintama