"*about Katsura, who apparently got his h…" — Gintoki Sakata Quote

"That's a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive in this rotten world. (parody of Naruto, Itachi)"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Who the hell are they? Pedophile yakuza?"

— Shimura Shinpachi · Gintama

"Damn that sister of mine! She's always talking about our father, but what did that baldy ever do for us?! He just played Othello with us from time to time!"

— Shimura Shinpachi · Gintama

"Ah, I wish I could have a bankai like that."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"It's as if you are stuck in some predetermined program, following some predetermined script. If you really want to live in reality, then fight against it. Break through destiny with your own hands, and build your own reality!"

— Sarutobi Ayame · Gintama