"Yeah, I know. It's not good to be readin…" — Gintoki Sakata Quote

"Blah, blah, blah, blah… quit your blabbering. Look at this. [holds up an empty glass] Thanks to you assholes, my chocolate parfait [hits one of the amanto with his bokuto] fell to the ground!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Ah, I wish I could have a bankai like that."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"The earth's rowdier than a group of five high school guys living under the same roof."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*To Shinpachi* When your friend is crying, cry with him. When your friend is worried, you should worry with him. And when your friend has an awkward bowel movement, then you must have an awkward bowel movement too, Shin-chan. If you are a friend, you should be able to share the other's pain, no matter what. And Shin-chan, if your friend goes down the wrong path... Then, you must stop your friend, even if it ruins your friendship. That is true samurai friendship."

— Shimura Tae · Gintama

"When boys get to a certain age, family becomes a bother. That's how they become independent."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*Gintoki stopped by a metal detector* Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama