"If you run into a wall and pretend it do…" — Hijikata Toushirou Quote

"*staring at his hand in the toilet* Do you know why people have two hands? That's because..."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*Gintoki stopped by a metal detector* Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Shinpachi, just remember this... We aren't friends with justice or even your sister. We're YOUR friends."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"When a woman says something's cute, a man just can't trust it."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"When boys get to a certain age, family becomes a bother. That's how they become independent."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama