"When a woman says something's cute, a ma…" — Gintoki Sakata Quote

"It's often said, "People who are similar can be called friends", right? You haven't been making a good life for yourself, have you? Well, I guess I'm no better.. People don't try to make a life that they can't be proud of... They have the intention of staying on the straight path, but out of blue, they're in the dirt. But, even so, with heart and soul you try to brake through. There will be a day, that even dirt will dry and fall off. (Gintoki to Catherine Gintama chapter 24 page 19"")"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*talking about Shinsengumi* Every time I'm with all of you, there's always a gap. I'm different from all of you."

— Okita Sougo · Gintama

"It hasn't withered. I won't let it wither. We might just be little branches, but if the branches break off, the tree really will wither. That's why I won't break off. Even if winter comes and the leaves fall off, even if the wind comes and all the other little branches break off... Even if I am the last branch left, I won't break off. I'm sure we'll be together till the end."

— Kagura · Gintama

"For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an Artist to create a masterpiece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*staring at his hand in the toilet* Do you know why people have two hands? That's because..."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"A samurai doesn't need a reason to do what's right. If you want to protect her, you must draw your sword."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama