"Hey! I'm totally an adult! I bitch and w…" — Hachiman Hikigaya Quote

"When you pick the only option you have to choose from, can you really call that your own decision?"

— Hayato Hayama · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"Helping someone out is not a justifiable reason for you to get hurt."

— Shizuka Hiratsuka · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"I hate nice girls. Just exchanging greetings with them will get them on your mind. Start texting each other, and your heart will be set a flutter. If they call you, you're done for. Enjoy staring at your logs and grinning like a fool. However, I won't get fooled again. That's what your kind calls kindness. If you're nice to me, you're nice to others. I always end up nearly forgetting that. Reality is cruel, so I'm sure lies are a form of kindness. Thus, I say kindness itself is also a lie. I always ended up with these expectations. And I always ended up with these misunderstandings. And before I knew it, I stopped hoping. A highly trained loner is once bitten, twice shy. As a veteran on this battlefield of life, I've gotten used to losing. That's why I always hate nice girls."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"Damn. My eyes are naturally drawn in her direction. Is this the unibreastal law of gravitation? Leave it to Sir Isaac Newtit."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"That’s right. I’m nice. After everything that has happened in my life, I still haven’t gone after anyone or anything in revenge. If I were normal I would have destroyed the world by now. In a sense it makes me a savior of sorts."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"Isn't changing yourself the same as running away? Why can't you just accept who you are?"

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru