"Hey! I'm totally an adult! I bitch and w…" — Hachiman Hikigaya Quote

"Now that just looks horrible. It's like some feudal society. If that's what it takes to make friends in this world, forever alone is fine by me."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"We do not give a starving man a fish. We teach him how to fish and make him independent."

— Yukino Yukinoshita · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"If failure is the hallmark of being young, like they say. then someone who has failed to make friends must be at the peak of his youth, right? However, I'm sure they will disagree. All of this is just their double standards at play and nothing else. Here's the bottom line: Fools that enjoy their youth should go kill themselves."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"Huh? What are you, retarded? I'm super thoughtful. That's why I stay in the corner and don't cause anyone trouble."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"Youth is a hoax. It's evil. People who make a big deal of their "youth", are just inviting trouble. They try to keep everything going on around them. For them, if there's something that has to do with their "youth", they jump at it without a second thought. From normal daily life, to rebelling against the view of society. If you fall in with them - lies, secrets, failure, and even crimes await you. But for them, it's just a spice of life. And if failure is also a mark of "youth", then isn't it ironic, that a person who failed to make any friends, is also technically leading his "youth"? Though I wonder if they would agree. Everything runs on their schedule. Let me be clear. The people who enjoy their "youth", will eventually fall apart."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"There was no meaning to things that were only superficial. That was a single belief that both me and her once shared."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru.