"Guys are simple creatures. Just by talki…" — Hachiman Hikigaya Quote

"Marriage, the institution where one's existence goes to die. All married people prattle on about their so-called marital bliss about how they love saying "I'm home!" to their spouses, or how seeing their sleeping kids motivates them for tomorrow. But think about it: you can say "I'm home!" if you live your parents, you can even buy some mouthwash and say "I'm home!" to the hippos on the label. And if they're talking about seeing their sleeping kids, that just means they're working hellish overtime hours. How is that in any way blissful?"

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"People aren't all perfect. They're weak, ugly, and they get jealous and try to bring others down. Oddly enough, the better you are, the harder it is to live. That's why I'm going to change this world and the people in it..."

— Yukino Yukinoshita · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"Your unconditional trust is more than I'm willing to bear."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"If you can't get along without putting someone else down, it can't be real friendship."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"Hey! I'm totally an adult! I bitch and whine, lie through my teeth, and do things that are unfair."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"What the hell is with everyone telling me to change? I don't want other people telling me who I am."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru