"Ignorance is bliss, isn't it?"

"I don't want other people to mention my "self". Besides, if I can be changed with a few words, then that wouldn't be my "self", would it?"

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"Damn. My eyes are naturally drawn in her direction. Is this the unibreastal law of gravitation? Leave it to Sir Isaac Newtit."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"We do not give a starving man a fish. We teach him how to fish and make him independent."

— Yukino Yukinoshita · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"They say that if you change yourself, you'll change the world. but that's a complete lie. They're just forcing you to compromise, by feeding you a convenient little fib."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"I hate nice girls. Just exchanging greetings with them will get them on your mind. Start texting each other, and your heart will be set a flutter. If they call you, you're done for. Enjoy staring at your logs and grinning like a fool. However, I won't get fooled again. That's what your kind calls kindness. If you're nice to me, you're nice to others. I always end up nearly forgetting that. Reality is cruel, so I'm sure lies are a form of kindness. Thus, I say kindness itself is also a lie. I always ended up with these expectations. And I always ended up with these misunderstandings. And before I knew it, I stopped hoping. A highly trained loner is once bitten, twice shy. As a veteran on this battlefield of life, I've gotten used to losing. That's why I always hate nice girls."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"What the hell is with everyone telling me to change? I don't want other people telling me who I am."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru