"You're too loud, Police Girl. I don't ca…" — Integra Hellsing Quote

"It's a beautiful night. It almost makes me want to go out for a bite to drink."

— Alucard · Hellsing

"And while you're waiting for us to kill you, we highly recommend p!$$!ng yourself, Followed by a course of praying to your impudent god. And cowarding in the corner and begging, always good. But if you act now, there's still time for an old-fashioned suicide!! Thank you London! We love you! Goodnight!"

— Jan Valentine · Hellsing

"To become a monster like me, is to admit you were too weak to remain a human."

— Alucard · Hellsing

"I highly recommend pissing yourself followed by a course of praying to your impotent god."

— Walter C. Dornez · Hellsing

"Little Hellsing chicky, I'm coming to find you. Come out and play, little Hellsing. It's going to be a lot of fun. We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn your house to the ground, go home, and masturbate, okay?"

— Jan Valentine · Hellsing

"Stop Whining! All I did was cut off your stupid legs! Summon your demons! Transform yourself! Regenerate your legs! Stand up! Pick up your gun and attack me! Do something! The night is still so young, and the real fun is yet to start! Hurry, hurry, hurry, HURRY!!!"

— Alucard · Hellsing