"I've told you before, he's not one to tr…" — Isao Kondō Quote

"Goodbyes are only one side of the coin. You can't say goodbye until you've said hello."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"It's often said, "People who are similar can be called friends", right? You haven't been making a good life for yourself, have you? Well, I guess I'm no better.. People don't try to make a life that they can't be proud of... They have the intention of staying on the straight path, but out of blue, they're in the dirt. But, even so, with heart and soul you try to brake through. There will be a day, that even dirt will dry and fall off. (Gintoki to Catherine Gintama chapter 24 page 19"")"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Katsura, just stop this. No matter how elegant you think dying is, your death won't appease your conscience and won't change anything."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*staring at his hand in the toilet* Do you know why people have two hands? That's because..."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"That's the kind of people they are. Whether it was me or not doesn't make a difference. A person falling to their doom, and without a second thought they would jump in to save them. It's impossible to just sit and let it happen. Without thinking of the consequences their bodies just move. That's what kind of idiocy is gathered here. That's the Yorozuya. Even if you forget everything else, as long as you remember that much, we're good. As long as you remember that, whomever your leader is, you guys will do fine."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Every since childhood we've dreamed of being pirates. We're looking for the fabled treasure they call "One Pack", right Zura? (One Piece parody)"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama