"I've told you before, he's not one to tr…" — Isao Kondō Quote

"Trying to shoulder the burden all by yourself? Don't be a stranger. Weep and ask for help. Lean on me with your runny nose. Cry when you feel like crying. Laugh when you feel like laughing. When you're tearing up with an ugly face, I'll give you a good cry with an uglier face. When you're laughing so hard your stomach hurts, I'll laugh in a louder voice. That's how it should be. It's far better to get dirty while living true to yourself, than to throw away yourself and die a clean death."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Man, I wish I had a Bankai or something.."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*to Okita* I don't care about that gap you created on your own. I'll jump across it as many times as it takes, and punch some sense into you."

— Isao Kondō · Gintama

"I've told you, this isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Life is basically like a soap bubble. It rides on the wind, flying here and there... and before you realize it - pop! It's gone. When it's about to disappear, you think that you could've flown a little higher. But by the time, it's already too late."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an Artist to create a masterpiece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama