"Who the hell are they? Pedophile yakuza?"

"But I suppose it’s not so bad that an old friend is the same as ever."

— Kotarō Katsura · Gintama

"Leave it at that. Even though she was raised by gorillas, she's still a woman."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Trying to shoulder the burden all by yourself? Don't be a stranger. Weep and ask for help. Lean on me with your runny nose. Cry when you feel like crying. Laugh when you feel like laughing. When you're tearing up with an ugly face, I'll give you a good cry with an uglier face. When you're laughing so hard your stomach hurts, I'll laugh in a louder voice. That's how it should be. It's far better to get dirty while living true to yourself, than to throw away yourself and die a clean death."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Life is basically like a soap bubble. It rides on the wind, flying here and there... and before you realize it - pop! It's gone. When it's about to disappear, you think that you could've flown a little higher. But by the time, it's already too late."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*to Okita, who tells him that he should take his job more seriously* Shall I put you to sleep, ingrate?"

— Hijikata Toushirou · Gintama

"Hey, if you take a step over that line, your territorial law won't mean shit!"

— Isao Kondō · Gintama