"Let's calm down. The enemy is shooting a…" — Itsuki Koizumi Quote

"Stop kidding around! You're gonna hurt someone with that! Even if that's a rubber knife, you're scaring the hell out of me!"

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Kyon, I'm hot!"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him,"Do you know how many people are here right now"? He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and there were so many people there, but it was just a handful out of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don't know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn't true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Real GAY will not be swayed no matter how cute a girl is. Please remember this: out of a hundred men... five are GAY."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"You know, Kyon...have you ever realized just how insignificant your existence on this planet really is?"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Time never comes back once it’s gone."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya