"I don't like men with glasses."

"Blah, blah, blah, blah… quit your blabbering. Look at this. [holds up an empty glass] Thanks to you assholes, my chocolate parfait [hits one of the amanto with his bokuto] fell to the ground!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"What is right? What is wrong? In this mixed up world, deciding what is right and wrong is not easy. You can't just go by somebody else's rules. If you let yourself be controlled like that, you'll just become a puppet that can't make decisions on it's own. You have to live by your rules."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"I've told you before, he's not one to trust, Otae-san. No trustworthy man has eyes that look like a dead fish's eyes."

— Isao Kondō · Gintama

"*while eating Super Spicy Senbei* It's spicy... It's spicy. Damn it, why am I... It's so spicy I have tears in my eyes."

— Hijikata Toushirou · Gintama

"End your sentences in "Woof" please."

— Okita Sougo · Gintama

"I choose my own battlefields. Not by my blood, but by my heart! I stand on the battlefield to protect what's important to me. And if anyone stands in my way, I don't care if it's one of my kind, my brother or anyone else… I'll crush them all!"

— Kagura · Gintama