"If I can, I'd like to bring back what sh…" — Koyomi Araragi Quote

"I am not going to take sides, I am neutral. I am talking about standpoints here, that is all. Miss Class Representative (Hanekawa Tsubasa) has her point of view and her parents have their own. There is no way for an outsider to know which of them is right. Actually, there is not a right one in the first place. It is just about who is easier to agree with."

— Meme Oshino · Bakemonogatari

"I told you, anything is OK, like saying you want me to end all my sentences with "nyu" for a week. Or that you want me to not wear underwear to school for a week. Or that you want me to wake you up every morning for a week, wearing nothing but an apron."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"You may be unfortunate, but that doesn't mean you have to suffer. You may not be blessed, but that doesn't mean you have to throw a fit over it. Even if bad things happen to you, just be strong!"

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"Oddities are the world itself. They're linked to the world, unlike living beings. Science alone cannot shed light upon them, as there will always be people who'll be afraid of vampires. Although all forms of darkness could be lit up, darkness will never cease to exist."

— Bakemonogatari · Bakemonogatari

"But being optimistic isn't a bad thing, is it? It's not like you're doing anything bad. It's also not like you're cheating either."

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"Fine. I'll correct myself. I have no experience. I'm a virgin. More to the point, the only kind of girl who'd talk to an unappealing virgin like you are late-bloomer virgins like me!"

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari