"If I can, I'd like to bring back what sh…" — Koyomi Araragi Quote

"By the way, Araragi-kun... I've never broken up with a man before. Hence, I won't be breaking up with you either."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"It's difficult to change the world on your own, but twisting it a little might not be all that hard."

— Shinobu Oshino · Bakemonogatari

"It's impossible for someone to replace someone else."

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"Come on. I don't like this trend of explaining anything and everything about my love life. It's impossible."

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"I told you, anything is OK, like saying you want me to end all my sentences with "nyu" for a week. Or that you want me to not wear underwear to school for a week. Or that you want me to wake you up every morning for a week, wearing nothing but an apron."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"Oh, right, Senjougahara. I've got a great story to tell you. It's about that man who tried to rape you way back. He was hit by a car and died in a place with no connection to you, in an event with no connection to you. Without any drama at all. [...] That's the lesson for you here: You shouldn't expect your life to be like the theater."

— Deishū Kaiki · Bakemonogatari