"If you're going to selfishly admire some…" — Koyomi Araragi Quote

"My abusive language is alchemized through 40 kg copper, 25 kg of zinc, 15 kg of nickel, 5 kg of ice that keeps my cool, and 97 kg of spite."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"If I may suggest, I recommend my waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast. Isn't it a man's fantasy to watch that from behind?"

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"Idiot! Don't spit while you talk! Your virginity might be contagious!"

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"Kindness can sometime translate to hostility."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"I am not going to take sides, I am neutral. I am talking about standpoints here, that is all. Miss Class Representative (Hanekawa Tsubasa) has her point of view and her parents have their own. There is no way for an outsider to know which of them is right. Actually, there is not a right one in the first place. It is just about who is easier to agree with."

— Meme Oshino · Bakemonogatari

"You.... Could it be that you're just an idiot? *to Senjougahara*"

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari