"But being optimistic isn't a bad thing, …" — Koyomi Araragi Quote

"Sunday, May 14th at 14:15:30--the moment I got Senjōgahara's phone number."

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"I'm bothered by the very fact that people exist, but you're an exception."

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"That's what I call smallness as a human being. No matter how much I'm irritated by it, I can't do anything about it. It's not complex, just stunted. Because as a human being I'm small, or something."

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"I am not going to take sides, I am neutral. I am talking about standpoints here, that is all. Miss Class Representative (Hanekawa Tsubasa) has her point of view and her parents have their own. There is no way for an outsider to know which of them is right. Actually, there is not a right one in the first place. It is just about who is easier to agree with."

— Meme Oshino · Bakemonogatari

"If I may suggest, I recommend my waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast. Isn't it a man's fantasy to watch that from behind?"

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"Don't move. Oh, my bad. I mean, you can move if you want, but it'd be very dangerous."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari