"Real GAY will not be swayed no matter ho…" — Kyon Quote

"Brush my teeth and go to sleep at night. Wake up and eat breakfast in the morning. People do those everywhere. When I realized that everyone did all these things on a daily basis, everything started to feel so boring."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him,"Do you know how many people are here right now"? He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and there were so many people there, but it was just a handful out of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don't know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn't true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"*to Haruhi* I'm begging you. Establish the context before you start talking."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I mean, think about it. If someone pointed to a classmate of yours and asked you what they meant to you, how would you answer? What would you say?"

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Dreams start by believing."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I don't know how I know, I just know that I know, y'know?"

— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya