#The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
#Kyon
#Anime Quote
#Extortion
#Sarcasm
#Slice of Life
#Character Quotes
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"I didn't abduct her. It was voluntary arrest."
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Kyon, I'm hot!"
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"I mean, think about it. If someone pointed to a classmate of yours and asked you what they meant to you, how would you answer? What would you say?"
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course."
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"*referring to Haruhi* It would appear that she views guys on the same level as potatoes."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
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