"I had a dream where I fell into a surrea…" — Kyon Quote

"It's time to launch the dams!"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a black hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him,"Do you know how many people are here right now"? He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and there were so many people there, but it was just a handful out of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don't know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn't true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Remote islands are all about strange incidents, right?"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"... After all, our goal each year should be to increase the NUMBER of goals we set for ourselves!"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"The top brass at the organization is seriously panicked, right now. Nobody knows what will happen to the "real world", now that we've lost our Deity. If Miss Suzimiya is feeling merciful, we might get to keep on living, on this side of the bubble."

— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya