"What the-- Hun-- HUNGARY!? Why the hell …" — Prussia Quote

"*drunk* Damnit! You sure talk big, when I'm the one who made you a man!"

— England · Axis Powers: Hetalia

"The other day, I had an extremely disgusting pizza. England made it."

— North Italy · Axis Powers: Hetalia

"SHUT UP YOU EVIL MUFFINS! DAMMIT!"

— South Italy · Axis Powers: Hetalia

"These are broken, so Korea didn't make them."

— South Korea · Axis Powers: Hetalia

"No surprise...the meeting ended once again without any resolution. Blast all. I really do wish there was someone around here who I didn't always fight with. ... Flying Mint Bunny! Did you come to try to cheer me up, huh? ...This is great! All my magical friends at the same time! But let's have no murders go around, okay? I'm serious guys! Hey, no fair chewing on my sleeve, Uni! I'm too ticklish, so stop the snuggling! You're naughty, Captain Hook, Tinkerbell's not big enough. Take that big, goofy, kissy face back to your little leprechaun friends, since they're the only ones who care! Kidding! Seriously, you're all nutburgers! What am I to do with you?"

— England · Axis Powers: Hetalia

"I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano."

— Austria · Axis Powers: Hetalia