"Master Sergeant Fuery, during your last physical it was discovered you have Athletes Foot, and we now believe it is affecting your brain."
— Riza Hawkeye · Fullmetal Alchemist
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"When I become Fuhrer President, all female personnel in the military ... will have to wear mini-skirts."
— Roy Mustang · Fullmetal Alchemist
"Hey, mutt! I need exercise, so I'll play with you!"
— Edward Elric · Fullmetal Alchemist
"Any man who has the brains to think and the nerve to act for the benefit of the people of the country, is considered a radical, by those who are content with stagnation and willing to endure disaster."
— Roy Mustang · Fullmetal Alchemist
"For one that turns against God to come in person to receive judgement... Today is a good day!"
— Scar · Fullmetal Alchemist
"The great flow that maintains the universe, call it the cycle of life, the course of nature each one of us is just a small part of that part. One in the all. Yet without all the individual ones, the all can't exist. This world flows by following grander laws that we can't even imagine. To recognize that flow, to work in it. To decompose, and recreate, that is alchemy."
— Edward Elric · Fullmetal Alchemist
"I sunk again. *after sinking in the desert*"
— Alphonse Elric · Fullmetal Alchemist
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