"If I fail to make my every-minute reports, a gang of 5,000 brutes will attack your whole family."
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari
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More Bakemonogatari Quotes
"If you're going to selfishly admire someone only to be disillusioned later, then maybe you shouldn't try to get to know them better at all."
— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari
"I'm bothered by the very fact that people exist, but you're an exception."
— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari
"If praying does not work, and words are ineffective... what's left is to fight."
— Meme Oshino · Bakemonogatari
"Did you know every time you sigh, a little bit of happiness escapes?"
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari
"If I may suggest, I recommend my waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast. Isn't it a man's fantasy to watch that from behind?"
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari
"By the way, Araragi-kun... I've never broken up with a man before. Hence, I won't be breaking up with you either."
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari
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