"Is that so? Then I'll just use "pathetic…" — Senjougahara Hitagi Quote

"It's difficult to change the world on your own, but twisting it a little might not be all that hard."

— Shinobu Oshino · Bakemonogatari

"I am not going to take sides, I am neutral. I am talking about standpoints here, that is all. Miss Class Representative (Hanekawa Tsubasa) has her point of view and her parents have their own. There is no way for an outsider to know which of them is right. Actually, there is not a right one in the first place. It is just about who is easier to agree with."

— Meme Oshino · Bakemonogatari

"How does one figure out if they're in love with a member of the opposite sex?"

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"*to Araragi* A creature like you having a brain residing in his skull...is already a miracle in and of itself."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"Those who get fooled are partially at fault."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"Unfortunately, a psychotic virgin, starved for love and likely to fall for anyone who would be a little nice to her, has set eyes on you."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari