"Copper, 40g"

"Oh, right, Senjougahara. I've got a great story to tell you. It's about that man who tried to rape you way back. He was hit by a car and died in a place with no connection to you, in an event with no connection to you. Without any drama at all. [...] That's the lesson for you here: You shouldn't expect your life to be like the theater."

— Deishū Kaiki · Bakemonogatari

"Idiot! Don't spit while you talk! Your virginity might be contagious!"

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"I don’t know everything, I just know what I know."

— Tsubasa Hanekawa · Bakemonogatari

"By the way, Araragi-kun... I've never broken up with a man before. Hence, I won't be breaking up with you either."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"*to Araragi* I'm suprised you know such useless things. This is the first time since birth that I've admired you."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"If I may suggest, I recommend my waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast. Isn't it a man's fantasy to watch that from behind?"

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

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