"Excuse me... I'm not a microphone! I'm a…" — Tsubaki Nakatsukasa Quote

"Damn that witch. How am I supposed to be cool when she is all hot and naked like that huh?"

— Soul Evans · Soul Eater

"That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right? (Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different... (Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!"

— Death the Kid · Soul Eater

"42-42-564 whenever you wanna knock on deaths door."

— Maka Albarn · Soul Eater

"My soul wave length just got taken away. I'm gonna miss it."

— Black Star · Soul Eater

"The tattoo is a symbol of my family, the Star Clan. They were a clan of assassins. Everybody knew they would do anything for money. After a while killing people wasn't enough, they were hungry for even more power so they began hunting human souls. But now it's just me, I'm the last member of the Star Clan. 13 years ago their souls were taken by Lord Death and the Meisters from the Academy. At the time I was still a baby, so they didn't take my soul. That's when the school took me in. That's it. The end."

— Black Star · Soul Eater

"I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil and good maintain an equilibrium in this world, there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything."

— Death the Kid · Soul Eater