"Yes! One small candy for man, one giant …" — Watashi Quote

"And so... I have written down the lesson I've learned from this vital experience in form of a title suitable for a business reference book: "Never hold meetings. The outcome is determined before the meeting begins.""

— Watashi · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"The devil made me do it. It was all his fault. Yup, all him. Look at them shake. I don't blame them. The second I spotted them, I put a lid on the tin and ran away. In other words, I kidnapped them. Is there any way to spin this? I mean, any way to solve the problem?"

— Watashi · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"I've never been so grateful to have walls to shut the world out."

— Watashi · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"So, who should we hold responsible? Compensation. Punishment. If you didn't want any problems you shouldn't have taken risks."

— Watashi · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"I've done it! After years of climbing the ladder, I've finally made it! Now that I have control of all good, no one can stop me! I now rule the human race! First, I will restore all the long-abandoned customs! Control the people! Control the goods! Control the economy! Once that's done, I can easily take over the nation! I'm in position to wield all of the power! Time to implement a dictatorial democracy! I can be a tyrant!"

— UNESCO Director · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"Necessary murder. Man must kill to live. That hasn't changed, even with humanity's decline. The situation has reached the point in which escape and refusal are no longer options, so I must act."

— Watashi · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita