"We do not give a starving man a fish. We…" — Yukino Yukinoshita Quote

"Damn. My eyes are naturally drawn in her direction. Is this the unibreastal law of gravitation? Leave it to Sir Isaac Newtit."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"People aren't all perfect. They're weak, ugly, and they get jealous and try to bring others down. Oddly enough, the better you are, the harder it is to live. That's why I'm going to change this world and the people in it..."

— Yukino Yukinoshita · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"If failure is the hallmark of being young, like they say. then someone who has failed to make friends must be at the peak of his youth, right? However, I'm sure they will disagree. All of this is just their double standards at play and nothing else. Here's the bottom line: Fools that enjoy their youth should go kill themselves."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"Everyone has something they hold dear, something they never want to lose. That's why they pretend. That's why they hide the truth. And that's why they lie."

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"Marriage, the institution where one's existence goes to die. All married people prattle on about their so-called marital bliss about how they love saying "I'm home!" to their spouses, or how seeing their sleeping kids motivates them for tomorrow. But think about it: you can say "I'm home!" if you live your parents, you can even buy some mouthwash and say "I'm home!" to the hippos on the label. And if they're talking about seeing their sleeping kids, that just means they're working hellish overtime hours. How is that in any way blissful?"

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru

"Well it's not like the world is full of sunshine and daisies. If society was only shaped by the view that one must be happy-go-lucky all the time, Hollywood wouldn't make tear-jerking movies, would they?"

— Hachiman Hikigaya · Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru.