"Beautiful night, isn't it, Police Girl? …" — Alucard Quote

"And while you're waiting for us to kill you, we highly recommend p!$$!ng yourself, Followed by a course of praying to your impudent god. And cowarding in the corner and begging, always good. But if you act now, there's still time for an old-fashioned suicide!! Thank you London! We love you! Goodnight!"

— Jan Valentine · Hellsing

"I highly recommend pissing yourself followed by a course of praying to your impotent god."

— Walter C. Dornez · Hellsing

"Little Hellsing chicky, I'm coming to find you. Come out and play, little Hellsing. It's going to be a lot of fun. We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn your house to the ground, go home, and masturbate, okay?"

— Jan Valentine · Hellsing

"To reign over the kingdom of the world, to make its peace and write its laws"

— Alucard · Hellsing

"You want me to roll over like a dog? Give up, and accept defeat.. Ha! That seems to be the sort of language that your kind is used to using. Language for cowards who forfeited their humanity, because they were too weak to survive as such. Don’t look down on humans, you monsters. Come on. I’ll send you all to hell."

— Integra Hellsing · Hellsing

"Up, up! Down, down! Left, right, left, right! Bringing the motherfucking death by Konami! Ahh I'm so fucking hard right now! [laughs]"

— Jan Valentine · Hellsing