"You are a fool who creates slaves to do …" — Alucard Quote

"Very well. Then krieg(German for "war") is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might. But, after enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple, "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient. We need a massive war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known! We are but a single battalion, the remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!"

— Montana Max · Hellsing

"You're too loud, Police Girl. I don't care if you're a vampire, you're still English. Have some manners."

— Integra Hellsing · Hellsing

"A four-poster coffin. Bloody hell."

— Seras Victoria · Hellsing

"Have you ever wondered, Master, what it feels like to be hunted?"

— Alucard · Hellsing

"Stop Whining! All I did was cut off your stupid legs! Summon your demons! Transform yourself! Regenerate your legs! Stand up! Pick up your gun and attack me! Do something! The night is still so young, and the real fun is yet to start! Hurry, hurry, hurry, HURRY!!!"

— Alucard · Hellsing

"Little Hellsing chicky, I'm coming to find you. Come out and play, little Hellsing. It's going to be a lot of fun. We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn your house to the ground, go home, and masturbate, okay?"

— Jan Valentine · Hellsing