"Just as there isn't a problem that can't…" — Deishū Kaiki Quote

"It's easy for girls to take advantage of your kindness, so be careful."

— Suruga Kanbaru · Nisemonogatari

"Even if the truth is as one suspects, it may still be worthless."

— Deishū Kaiki · Nisemonogatari

"We can't let the past be mere water under the bridge. Even so, there's no reason that we can't come together."

— Shinobu Oshino · Nisemonogatari

"You can lose the match and the game, but if you don't lose to yourself, it isn't a loss."

— Karen Araragi · Nisemonogatari

"It isn't just "others". Not "others". It's my Family. I'll force my ideals on my family. And since they're family, I'll lie to them. I'll deceive them. I'll cause them trouble. I'll make them worry. I'll owe them things, things I'll never be able to repay. However, I think that's okay. If you say that being an impostor is evil, then I will shoulder the burden of that evil. If lying is a bad thing, then I'm fine being the bad person. I don't need them to like me. I'm fine with being the worst kind of person."

— Koyomi Araragi · Nisemonogatari

"I'm sure there's a reason that, even after I stopped being lost, I stayed here. I won't leave until I know what that reason is."

— Mayoi Hachikuji · Nisemonogatari