"The impostor is an impostor because it c…" — Koyomi Araragi Quote

"Sharing your secret with someone means you involve them in your problems. It may make things easier for you, but your family could end up suffering for it too."

— Mayoi Hachikuji · Nisemonogatari

"Even if the truth is as one suspects, it may still be worthless."

— Deishū Kaiki · Nisemonogatari

"It isn't just "others". Not "others". It's my Family. I'll force my ideals on my family. And since they're family, I'll lie to them. I'll deceive them. I'll cause them trouble. I'll make them worry. I'll owe them things, things I'll never be able to repay. However, I think that's okay. If you say that being an impostor is evil, then I will shoulder the burden of that evil. If lying is a bad thing, then I'm fine being the bad person. I don't need them to like me. I'm fine with being the worst kind of person."

— Koyomi Araragi · Nisemonogatari

"Just as there isn't a problem that can't be solved by being right, there isn't a problem that can't be solved by money."

— Deishū Kaiki · Nisemonogatari

"I know love. The convenience store was selling it. For 298 yen."

— Mayoi Hachikuji · Nisemonogatari

"Whatever you value... What you consider right is up to you. But don't force those ideals onto other people."

— Yozuru Kagenui · Nisemonogatari