"The fake is of far greater value. In its…" — Deishū Kaiki Quote

"Whatever you value... What you consider right is up to you. But don't force those ideals onto other people."

— Yozuru Kagenui · Nisemonogatari

"It isn't just "others". Not "others". It's my Family. I'll force my ideals on my family. And since they're family, I'll lie to them. I'll deceive them. I'll cause them trouble. I'll make them worry. I'll owe them things, things I'll never be able to repay. However, I think that's okay. If you say that being an impostor is evil, then I will shoulder the burden of that evil. If lying is a bad thing, then I'm fine being the bad person. I don't need them to like me. I'm fine with being the worst kind of person."

— Koyomi Araragi · Nisemonogatari

"We can't let the past be mere water under the bridge. Even so, there's no reason that we can't come together."

— Shinobu Oshino · Nisemonogatari

"In their own way, fights are also a valid form of communication."

— Tsukihi Araragi · Nisemonogatari

"Any time one isn't familiar with something, it all looks the same. Knowledge and education are required to properly judge a thing."

— Suruga Kanbaru · Nisemonogatari

"I don't know everything. I just know what I know."

— Tsubasa Hanekawa · Nisemonogatari