"It's easy for girls to take advantage of…" — Suruga Kanbaru Quote

"Sharing your secret with someone means you involve them in your problems. It may make things easier for you, but your family could end up suffering for it too."

— Mayoi Hachikuji · Nisemonogatari

"Just as there isn't a problem that can't be solved by being right, there isn't a problem that can't be solved by money."

— Deishū Kaiki · Nisemonogatari

"The impostor is an impostor because it can't be distinguished from the real thing. The proof of its falsity is in its resemblance to the real thing."

— Koyomi Araragi · Nisemonogatari

"I'm sure there's a reason that, even after I stopped being lost, I stayed here. I won't leave until I know what that reason is."

— Mayoi Hachikuji · Nisemonogatari

"I know love. The convenience store was selling it. For 298 yen."

— Mayoi Hachikuji · Nisemonogatari

"It isn't just "others". Not "others". It's my Family. I'll force my ideals on my family. And since they're family, I'll lie to them. I'll deceive them. I'll cause them trouble. I'll make them worry. I'll owe them things, things I'll never be able to repay. However, I think that's okay. If you say that being an impostor is evil, then I will shoulder the burden of that evil. If lying is a bad thing, then I'm fine being the bad person. I don't need them to like me. I'm fine with being the worst kind of person."

— Koyomi Araragi · Nisemonogatari