"It's easy for girls to take advantage of…" — Suruga Kanbaru Quote

"I know love. The convenience store was selling it. For 298 yen."

— Mayoi Hachikuji · Nisemonogatari

"It isn't just "others". Not "others". It's my Family. I'll force my ideals on my family. And since they're family, I'll lie to them. I'll deceive them. I'll cause them trouble. I'll make them worry. I'll owe them things, things I'll never be able to repay. However, I think that's okay. If you say that being an impostor is evil, then I will shoulder the burden of that evil. If lying is a bad thing, then I'm fine being the bad person. I don't need them to like me. I'm fine with being the worst kind of person."

— Koyomi Araragi · Nisemonogatari

"I'm sure there's a reason that, even after I stopped being lost, I stayed here. I won't leave until I know what that reason is."

— Mayoi Hachikuji · Nisemonogatari

"Just as there isn't a problem that can't be solved by being right, there isn't a problem that can't be solved by money."

— Deishū Kaiki · Nisemonogatari

"The past is just the past. There's no inherent value in getting over it or catching up to it."

— Deishū Kaiki · Nisemonogatari

"Whatever you value... What you consider right is up to you. But don't force those ideals onto other people."

— Yozuru Kagenui · Nisemonogatari