"I know love. The convenience store was s…" — Mayoi Hachikuji Quote

"But they say a woman is better off with an unloved man, versus a man who loves her."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Nisemonogatari

"Just as there isn't a problem that can't be solved by being right, there isn't a problem that can't be solved by money."

— Deishū Kaiki · Nisemonogatari

"It isn't just "others". Not "others". It's my Family. I'll force my ideals on my family. And since they're family, I'll lie to them. I'll deceive them. I'll cause them trouble. I'll make them worry. I'll owe them things, things I'll never be able to repay. However, I think that's okay. If you say that being an impostor is evil, then I will shoulder the burden of that evil. If lying is a bad thing, then I'm fine being the bad person. I don't need them to like me. I'm fine with being the worst kind of person."

— Koyomi Araragi · Nisemonogatari

"The fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing."

— Deishū Kaiki · Nisemonogatari

"The impostor is an impostor because it can't be distinguished from the real thing. The proof of its falsity is in its resemblance to the real thing."

— Koyomi Araragi · Nisemonogatari

"Sharing your secret with someone means you involve them in your problems. It may make things easier for you, but your family could end up suffering for it too."

— Mayoi Hachikuji · Nisemonogatari