"I can't stand that witch, stupid snake w…" — Eruka Frog Quote

"Thus at long last the fighting between the rival gangs had ended! To sum up, this leads us to number 778 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Never mail a letter without the return address or the proper postage. And don't call collect."

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"You're horrible! Commenting on my appearance like that! I don't have to listen to this from you! It's sexual harassment!"

— Medusa Gorgon · Soul Eater

"That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right? (Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different... (Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!"

— Death the Kid · Soul Eater

"Of course they are my family, isn't it obvious? And a wonderful family they were. It happened long ago when I was still in the flower of my youth. The cities began to grow wild, people lost hope for the future, they became lazy idol time wasters. And to my everlasting shame I was no exception. Thus I began to watch the 7 O'Clock news religiously every night!"

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I always get what I want, so just give it to me. Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I'm a beauty, beautiful pretty lady. But you know, you know I've got a secret yes I do. Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins because that's my magic spell. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins yeah!"

— Blair · Soul Eater

"Man this guy is stupid, ugly and a bad shooter."

— Death the Kid · Soul Eater