"The earth's rowdier than a group of five…" — Gintoki Sakata Quote

"*to Okita* I don't care about that gap you created on your own. I'll jump across it as many times as it takes, and punch some sense into you."

— Isao Kondō · Gintama

"Leave it at that. Even though she was raised by gorillas, she's still a woman."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*staring at his hand in the toilet* Do you know why people have two hands? That's because..."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"It hasn't withered. I won't let it wither. We might just be little branches, but if the branches break off, the tree really will wither. That's why I won't break off. Even if winter comes and the leaves fall off, even if the wind comes and all the other little branches break off... Even if I am the last branch left, I won't break off. I'm sure we'll be together till the end."

— Kagura · Gintama

"Yeah, I know. It's not good to be reading Jump at my age."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Matsu, you said that people and fireworks bloom like beautiful flowers for an instant and then fade away. That may be true, but Matsu, even if it's only for a moment, I want you to bloom by my side and when you fade away... do so at my side. In return, I will... make beautiful flowers bloom by your side again and again."

— Matsu's Husband · Gintama